kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

Title: im so fucking sorry
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nyehs:

realjunko:

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

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WHY DOES  T HIS PIECE OF SHIT HAVE 99K FUCKING NOTES NOT A DAY GOES BY I DONT REGRET MAKING THIS POST I HATE ALL OF YOU AND IM NUKING MY COMPUTER FROM ORBIT

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sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

spacejammies:

i’m really indecisive about my brush settings so i’m almost constantly changing them lmao, but uh!
here are some of my current settings
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  • Baby:  M-m
  • Mom:  Mama?
  • Baby:  The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
  • noctstiel:

    noctstiel:

    1 minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2013.

    another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2014

    irl-hoka:

    did-you-kno:

    Source 

    we know the numbers
    we can begin the process

    lameust:

    neutralrnilkmotel:

    2sugoi4u:

    is this a common american occurrence?

    Yes

     

    bestfunny:

    yungginseng:

    when the store clerk think you walking in to steal

     

    lil-bit-ghei:

    lil-bit-ghei:

    "What were you wearing?"

    I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

    I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

    So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.
    We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.

    He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”

    Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

    rumour:

    HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO

    listoflifehacks:

    If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

    Clever Clothing Life Hacks Part 1 Here

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    euclase2:

    I need a new strategy for how to deal with other people’s negative bullshit.

    I made a list of ideas:

    1. Meditation/candles
    2. Buy new Cannibal Corpse album
    3. Hexes
    4. More Care Bears
    5. Ask Satan for help
    6. Fight a kapre tree demon in order to retrieve the magic banana
    7. Carve an eye of Horus into my thigh
    8. Drink blood (see if a friend is willing to donate?)
    9. Allow bizarre dreams to consume corporeal body and transcend this earthly plane at last
    10. Get a kitten

    piplump:

    Teacher: “I won’t be setting any homework today”

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    parkingstrange:

    when a post gets popular after you add a caption to it

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